Alyson in wonderland

12 May 2013

the saddest music

Out of obvious circumstances sad music is the only thing that makes me feel good. I just made an Elliott Smith station on Pandora. I am listening to it with the sound turned down on the TV while Saturday Night Live flashes across the screen. Tomorrow is Mothers Day and my heart is heavy for my mother. My brother died April 23rd. Not a very long time to pass before such a celebrated holiday. I will miss hearing what he gives her. He liked to buy her charms and items from Coach. I saw mail came for him from Coach the other day. I stuck it in my purse.

13 Mar 2012

This would be perfect casting if this was real.
thedailywhat:

Faux Movie Poster of the Day: French art director Pascal Witaszek psyches the Internet with a massive tease of a teaser poster for a not-quite-real Walt Disney biopic starring Hollywood “It” guy Ryan Gosling.
[fuckyeahmcgosling.]

This would be perfect casting if this was real.

thedailywhat:

Faux Movie Poster of the Day: French art director Pascal Witaszek psyches the Internet with a massive tease of a teaser poster for a not-quite-real Walt Disney biopic starring Hollywood “It” guy Ryan Gosling.

[fuckyeahmcgosling.]

6 Dec 2011

funnyordie:

Christmas Day (New Year’s Eve Parody)

All your favorite stars will be in Christmas Day because everyone is in Christmas Day.

13 Nov 2011

So funny.

maxsilvestri:

Um, let’s all quit comedy because apparently Liam Neeson is already the best at it. Incredible.

(This is a clip from that new Ricky Gervais/Warwick Davis show.)

13 Nov 2011

bats have really cute heads. They look like cats or tiny bears. 
allcreatures:

Sky, Abinger, Bell and Elsa and Hercules get comfortable for a snooze. Picture: Bruce Magilton 
Orphaned bat babies get a cosy new home 

SNUG as bugs in bunny rugs, Melbourne’s baby bats are filling the grey-headed flying fox nursery set up each year to care for orphaned bat bubs.

bats have really cute heads. They look like cats or tiny bears. 

allcreatures:

Sky, Abinger, Bell and Elsa and Hercules get comfortable for a snooze. Picture: Bruce Magilton

Orphaned bat babies get a cosy new home

SNUG as bugs in bunny rugs, Melbourne’s baby bats are filling the grey-headed flying fox nursery set up each year to care for orphaned bat bubs.

3 Oct 2011

funnyordie:

40 of the Funniest “Arrested Development” Screencaps
Let’s celebrate the (probable) return of Arrested Development with 40 of the funniest screencaps the internet has served up.

funnyordie:

40 of the Funniest “Arrested Development” Screencaps

Let’s celebrate the (probable) return of Arrested Development with 40 of the funniest screencaps the internet has served up.

30 Sep 2011

I think both of his faces are cute. I stayed up until 4 a.m. and happened to watch this on the news. I was very impressed at 4 a.m. Still pretty impressed.  
allcreatures:

More on Frank and Louie
In this Wednesday, Sept. 28, 2011 photo, a cat with two faces, named Frank and Louie, sits on a mat in his home in Worcester, Mass. The animal is known as a Janus cat, named for the figure in Roman mythology with two faces on one head. The owner calls the face on the left Frank, while the face on the right she identifies as Louie.
Steven Senne | AP (via Day in Pictures - Sacramento Bee)

I think both of his faces are cute. I stayed up until 4 a.m. and happened to watch this on the news. I was very impressed at 4 a.m. Still pretty impressed.  

allcreatures:

More on Frank and Louie

In this Wednesday, Sept. 28, 2011 photo, a cat with two faces, named Frank and Louie, sits on a mat in his home in Worcester, Mass. The animal is known as a Janus cat, named for the figure in Roman mythology with two faces on one head. The owner calls the face on the left Frank, while the face on the right she identifies as Louie.

Steven Senne | AP (via Day in Pictures - Sacramento Bee)

14 Sep 2011

Take it from me. It really sucks to walk your dog when you have an active lifestyle. I am so glad this is not a joke because this is one of the funniest things I have seen. I think you can also carry bags to pick up your dog’s poop in those boots.   
today:


Doggie bag: Now there’s a pouch for your pooch Tired of walking your dog? Now you can use this ergonomically designed, stylish ‘Puppoose’ sling carrier.

No.

Take it from me. It really sucks to walk your dog when you have an active lifestyle. I am so glad this is not a joke because this is one of the funniest things I have seen. I think you can also carry bags to pick up your dog’s poop in those boots.   

today:

Doggie bag: Now there’s a pouch for your pooch
Tired of walking your dog? Now you can use this ergonomically designed, stylish ‘Puppoose’ sling carrier.

No.

11 Sep 2011

Strangely, I watched the whole thing.    

thedailywhat:

Celebrity Karaoke of the Day: Jim Carrey follows up his creepy “comedic love letter” to Emma Stone with a stop at Arlene’s Grocery on Live Karaoke Friday for an appropriate performance of Radiohead’s “Creep.”

[ontd.]

11 Sep 2011

Just in case you want a good cry. :)

aplacetolovedogs:

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